As I sit in bedazzlement (not a word....yet? -eh?...oh well..or is it?) staring away at this computer LCD monitor connected to two KVM switches which connect 11 computers all to one monitor keyboard and mouse, I see funny lines...
I actually see several strange slightly slanted bars continually streaking in an endless marquee over the desktop. They seem not to care that when I switch to another PC on the selfsame switch it won't do that. Why then, does it do it on that one may I ask?
It sure doesn't seem apparent why it would do this singly on that one particular computer. No, its not a virus, and no its not something wrong with the PC (I don't think anyway..) It may only be me, but how often is that the case? ...no really.
Actually it brought to mind when I heard about how having too many electronic devices running in a concentrated area can actually increase the chances of getting CANCER or something else terrible. I don't know if that's true, but it would seem that it may have some credibility. Afterall, look at that movie back in the 90's with Keanu Reeves... "Johnny Mnemonic". It was quite a cool movie, ...quite gory however, but great graphics.
Ah, to reminisce the good old days of sci-fi action movies..Anyway. Uh, well, if you consider the plot of that movie, you see it has to do with a disease that came about from "too many electronics". You too might get this if you're a computer IT guy with way too much time on his(/her) hands and surrounded by a mountain of electronics and computers all operating simultaneously with no real point or rhyme or reason or sanity!
If only it were that easy, ...oh man we could buy a huge cancer policy and then just sit and wait for it to come. Then get it operated on and quit our jobs and then just wait for the checks to start pourin' in. --and then if you believe in resurrection...and you bought good life insurance, ..then just go back to work and never go home or leave for any reason, and then die, your wife (or beneficiary) gets the money and puts it in off-shore accounts, then they get another loved one to "bring you back", and you all go enjoy life stress-free in the Bahamas!
Oh, I guess I didn't intend to go off like that, but it was fun wasn't it? I really meant to bring up the serious point.. that is, all of these electronic circuits operating at such high capacity may actually be harmful ...atleast to your concentration or mood.
Oh see now look what's happened...I've gotten tired and cranky and got the munchies....and it just so happens that Paula has a little slice of chocolate cream pie and she's hoarding it all to herself. *pout!*
That should be about enough of this melodrama and.. I'll leave you to sit and ponder the side-effects of taking medication for headaches induced by absorbing the highly amplified electro-magnetic fields that encompass a massive mound of high-tech electronics craftmanship all running simultaneously without a purpose to speak of. Good? Good. Let it be good.
Or mostly good anyway..
Somewhat good?
Maybe almost good?
Just .. GOOD.
Crap.
See what's done to me already?!
..(or maybe its really because I haven't gotten a lot of sleep and I've been up since 5 AM?)
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